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Reblogged from orbsteeb

lordsteeb:

imagine being an old-timey gangster but instead of having people murdered you had them loved. that’s pretty much my dream job now that i think about it. all sittin in bars in a pinstriped suit, being all “hey tony. see that guy over there? go take care of him, if you know what i mean.” and then tony goes and gives him a hug

(Source: orbsteeb, via thedavesofourlives)

Reblogged from heroesofhyrule
Reblogged from yodiscrepo
justmandyisfine:

s-burb:

tumblingtheology:

Well, that was unexpected.

Pop goes the weasel

PROFESSER MOODY WE NEVER USE TRANSFIGURATION AS A PUNISHMENT

justmandyisfine:

s-burb:

tumblingtheology:

Well, that was unexpected.

Pop goes the weasel

PROFESSER MOODY WE NEVER USE TRANSFIGURATION AS A PUNISHMENT

(Source: yodiscrepo, via notedposts)

Reblogged from gifsee
Reblogged from ultrafacts

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Want more posts like this on your dash? follow Ultrafacts

HERE is the video of the seal running into glass if you want to laugh:)

(via guardgirll)

Reblogged from vuls

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

image

(via sliceofbri)

Reblogged from glukauf
was-that-a-pun:

quorgi:

squ1dp0ny:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

It’s a FISHFURY!  The unholy offspring of bubbles and death itself!

To avoid being eaten by a Cardinal fish, they excrete a sudden blast of luminescent chemicals that act almost like a personal safety alarm. The Cardinal fish has predators of its own its trying to avoid, so when an Ostracod its trying to eat suddenly bursts into light, it immediately spits it out and backs away so as to remain hidden in the dark murky depths. 
really goddamn cool.

Holy Shit

was-that-a-pun:

quorgi:

squ1dp0ny:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

It’s a FISHFURY!  The unholy offspring of bubbles and death itself!

To avoid being eaten by a Cardinal fish, they excrete a sudden blast of luminescent chemicals that act almost like a personal safety alarm. The Cardinal fish has predators of its own its trying to avoid, so when an Ostracod its trying to eat suddenly bursts into light, it immediately spits it out and backs away so as to remain hidden in the dark murky depths. 

really goddamn cool.

Holy Shit

(Source: BBC, via samezuka-manwhore)

Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via agentrodgers)

Reblogged from clockest
clockest:

charlie enjoying his daily massage    

clockest:

charlie enjoying his daily massage    

(via sliceofbri)

Reblogged from huntressgoodwitch

professor-goodwitch:

huntressgoodwitch:

team hot mom cinder fall once again postpones overthrowing the social hierarchy in favor of staying warm and stylish

Glynda’s words sounds about right. I wish that was the actual line

(via gg-time)

Reblogged from shouldnt

(Source: shouldnt, via notedposts)

Reblogged from prettyblase

Reblogged from gavinnfree
kaisergeyser:

the-meta:

gavinnfree:

if u ever wanna explain rt as a company to someone just show them the latest rt life

Miles looks almost like a model posing in this picture, (quick someone do a redraw with Felix).

All it needs is a bucket of water splashing from above and we have FLASHDANCE.

kaisergeyser:

the-meta:

gavinnfree:

if u ever wanna explain rt as a company to someone just show them the latest rt life

Miles looks almost like a model posing in this picture, (quick someone do a redraw with Felix).

All it needs is a bucket of water splashing from above and we have FLASHDANCE.

(via heyheyroosterteeth)

Reblogged from jaclcfrost

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

(via kaylizle)

Reblogged from constable-frozen

missespeon:

thenaut131:

constable-frozen:

Olaf!

SERIOUSLY

WHAT THE FUCK

i feel as if this blog is going to culminate into something that will be simultaneously spectacular and horrifying and i feel like we’re accelerating towards that point very quickly right now

(via kaylizle)