The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
ten years ago i would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “well someday you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom you raised a queer kid so ew boys
why did you want to leave this comment, user fishhusband127. actually thats not important. whats important is: why are you marrying fish. why have 126 other people started marrying fish. is this a new trend. do i need to go out and find a hot bluegill for myself
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon