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lets take a moment to appreciate bass players

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the-wicked-king-spoke:

neptunesss
Reblogged from iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

(via thexmans)

Reblogged from sherlck-deactivated20140622

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

(via thexmans)

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thejudge:

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

Remove from the contraption of which they are held, so that they may be in a state of personal freedom.

thejudge:

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

Remove from the contraption of which they are held, so that they may be in a state of personal freedom.

(Source: kasa51, via thexmans)

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zachiavelli:

buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

Hey what’s up guys it’s Ray from Achievement Hunter and we’re back in Pornhub for “The Scribe” achievement

zachiavelli:

buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

Hey what’s up guys it’s Ray from Achievement Hunter and we’re back in Pornhub for “The Scribe” achievement

(via thexmans)

Reblogged from swolizard

swolizard:

Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious

I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here

(via thexmans)

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morthils:

s0mbodybetter:

betakomaeda:

i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine

the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us

free him

morthils:

s0mbodybetter:

betakomaeda:

i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine

the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us

free him

(Source: new3ds, via krissyytinee)

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meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

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Reblogged from notcommondragons

Toothless Found

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Reblogged from fartgallery

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

(Source: fartgallery, via krissyytinee)

Reblogged from asmilinggoddess

asmilinggoddess:

prettyflyforabow-tie:

asmilinggoddess:

ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin loaded.”

I’d assumed his account would have been frozen

that is the best comment anyone has added to this post and i want to personally thank you for that

(via thedoctorspadawan)

Reblogged from hannahroad

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

image

They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

image

update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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Reblogged from chaaanellabella