February 2012
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
yoseobsbigdick:
lukethreepwood:
suddenlybrochelle:
sarcastickatt:
fatseux:
:(
I feel terrible laughing hysterically at these
My dad found these the other day and we spent about half an hour imitating their voices
I’d love to see the original video for this!
omg I was laughing then the last one made me want to cry :(
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
THIS GIF. OH MY GOD. THIS GIF.
mystinkybutt:
when you're waiting for pizza and the doorbell...
☺More Laughs Here.
katniss: he's dozed off again, but I kiss him awake, which seems to startle him. Then he smiles as if he's be happy to lie there gazing at me forever. He's great at this stuff.
me: FUCKING FUCK KATNISS MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU MY GOD GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FUCK YOU'RE THE MOST OBLIVIOUS PERSON I'VE EVER MET GOD